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[May. 11th, 2012|06:53 pm]
warded private )

Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlour is, has always been, and shall remain, an open employment establishment. Thank you.
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[May. 10th, 2012|12:57 am]
I know I don't normally roll out new flavors mid-month, but Spring is in the air and my kitchen's been bursting with innovation. I've been working hard on this one for several months after someone on these journals shared the word Kummerspeck.

I have my ever invaluable taste testers to thank for bearing with me through truly horrendous batches. But I think I'm happy with the result and I hope you, the public, will be too.

Debuting Sunday, 13 May,

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[May. 5th, 2012|02:48 pm]
I think it's these Junior Witch biscuits that have put me in a mood something terrible for ice cream sandwiches. So that's today's special

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I think I'll even do buy 2 get 1 free else I'll be stuck with far more biscuits than I really need can handle.
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[Apr. 30th, 2012|05:19 pm]
Even if it's snowing, the sound of shoppers bustling down Diagon Alley, the shadows cast by open umbrella's, the scent of bacon wafting in the air.

Great Merlin, is it nearly May?

[Warded Private]
I suppose every Death Eater captured or--otherwise--is a step closer to winning the war, but it's hard to feel cheered when it's children dying in this war. What are they doing recruiting kids that young? Don't their parents step in? Doesn't anyone? I suppose I don't know all James and Marcelline are doing, but I like to think I'd know--that they'd tell me--if they were involved in this sort of mess.Then again, maybe their parents are encouraging them. It's an awful sick world.

I sometimes think this war will never end.


[Warded to Aaron Wagtail]
Chocolate cake alright or is there a preference?
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[Mar. 30th, 2012|12:53 pm]
Florean Fortescue's will be reopening on Sunday, with April flavors to be announced then.

[Warded private]
It never gets any easier, picking up the pieces and rebuilding after one of these attacks. Picking up the pieces and moving on after anything. Monday was three years since Dorothea's since Dorothea vanished--I wrote it. Three years of not knowing, but deeply suspecting. Three years without my Dippy Dotty, the mother of my children and love of my life. Three years and it still feels like yesterday, but it doesn't. I'm forgetting things. Her laughter, the way her hair smellsed. You think you remember, you're certain you couldn't forget, but then try as you might, you can't pull it to mind. I understand what mother meant when she says growing old is an exercise in counting losses. It's been forty since Frasier. Sixteen for Da this year. I sometimes wonder how long it will be for me.

I spent the weekend picking up rubble and staring down a row of corpses to see if I knew anyone. Did I want to see her? I suppose not, but do I want to know? That's the hardest part with disappearances. You know, but you never really do. There's always that foolish hope. I suppose after three years, there isn't. But I can't just move on.

I don't know. I suppose I won't anytime soon.
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[Mar. 20th, 2012|10:10 am]
Warded to DMLE
There's no easy way to say this without sounding somewhat mad, but there was just this voice that sounded like You-Know-Who saying that he was tired of our mutiny and wanting Minister Bagnold to step down. I'm not the only one who heard it and several of my customers and I are rather alarmed.

I thought you should know.
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[Mar. 11th, 2012|01:08 am]
I read about Hogsmeade, I hope everyone's alright.

[Warded Hugh Li, Kent Abercrombie]
I have another batch I brewed up, this time a chocolate milk with a smokier bacon flavor. I wouldn't call it nice quite yet, but if either of you would be willing to stop by and give an opinion, I'd appreciate it and could happily compensate with a scoop of some other flavor if it's a bust.
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[Feb. 25th, 2012|12:46 pm]
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I had been holding off on this announcement for a few days, but it's a bit slow for a Saturday and the crossword I've been working on this morning has left me flummoxed. For instance, there's a clue, (47 down if you must) "Rolling Stones Mick ______" in which Jigger fits--a muggle musician it would appear--I wonder if he is somehow related to Diagon's Arsenius Jigger. It can't be too common a name, but I may be wrong on that. Because 46 across doesn't seem to fit.

But, in any case, ignore the prattling of an old man. I've some pleasant and some slightly sad news for Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlour. As per always, new months bring new flavors and the retirement of some old favorites. Spiced Caramel Apple will be leaving the menu on Thursday, as will Stilton for the time being because no one bought it. However, that leaves room for two new flavors. One old, one rather new.

wave wand for pictures )

Also, I've always felt 29 February to be a bit of a special day and those remember last leap year will hopefully agree. Stop by on Wednesday 29 February for my famous Chaos Flavor. One day only then gone for four more years!
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[Feb. 19th, 2012|06:42 pm]
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Speaking of beasts, the evening Prophet and the Wireless have gone to the dogs. I hope everyone injured is as well as can be expected and wish a speedy recovery.

[Warded to Horatio Beech]
If you'd ward when you have the chance, it'd ease my mind.
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[Feb. 4th, 2012|03:36 pm]

Your love is better than ice cream )
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